But whatever, it’s bowl season. This is totally appropriate. It is a mark of how little college football I watch that I haven’t noticed this earlier; sorry, I can only give up one day of my weekend for American football. Maybe it should be Saturday, but right now it’s Sunday, so tough darts, Oregon Ducks [...]
Posts Tagged ‘college’
We are late to the party on this one.
Posted in Dottie, tagged college, eye candy, football on December 28, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Cheerleaders are already gross.
Posted in Dottie, tagged college, gross, stupid on November 8, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
You may have seen that a couple of dancers at Tennessee-Chattanooga were benched for complaining that their shorts were too short. Good for them (actually), and, wow, nice going, Chattanooga athletics (not). We have cheerleaders and dancers. Fine. I think they’re dumb and pointless and incipiently misogynist, but we have them, and we’ve had them [...]
Dislocated fingers are gross.
Posted in Dottie, tagged college, cricket, football, not awesome, soccer on December 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
So are: broken legs, and people vomiting. Stop showing us pictures and video of these things. Zinédine Zidane and David Beckham are both very good-looking, but that doesn’t make it okay to show them puking their guts up. Tim Tebow isn’t very good-looking at all, but I still don’t need to see him being sick. [...]
Jimmy Clausen is terrifying.
Posted in Dottie, tagged college, football, not awesome, schadenfreude on December 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
And now, for former Notre Dame quarterbacks (season’s over, no bowl) who are NOT cute, we present Mr. My Own Fans Like Punching Me in the Face: Sorry for ruining your most recent meal, but I couldn’t see that photo and not pass it on. If only to share the gut-wrenching horror.
Colt McCoy’s actual name is Daniel.
Posted in Dottie, tagged college, football, not awesome on October 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
So you probably all knew this, but I just found out, and, man, is that ever lame. As I said to Kit, clearly it takes guts to name your kid “Colt,” because that’s basically hanging a giant sign around his neck that says, “If I do not play quarterback for Texas, my parents might kill [...]
Miami (OH) is a joke.
Posted in Dottie, tagged college, football, stupid on December 27, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I am so sick of seeing “Miami (FL).” I don’t even like or know much about real college football, and I know that the Miami you care about is in Florida. Look, I know Ben Roethlisberger is famous now. I don’t care. Lots of players come from podunk schools. We admire that they have done [...]
Okay, fine, Sam Bradford might be hot.
Posted in Dottie, tagged awesome, college, football on December 16, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Whoa. Just. Whoa. Although. It would have been even more hot if he’d ended up, you know, in the end zone. Ah, well, can’t have everything.
Colt McCoy is the best quarterback name ever.
Posted in Dottie, tagged awesome, college, football on December 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
He is unfortunately a little bit doofy-looking. This is a shame, because if he were even as cute as Tim Tebow (who is not that cute), he would be the most cosmically awesome collegey quarterbacky college quarterback ever. Colt. McCoy. And he plays for Texas! It just doesn’t get better than that.
