There’s just something about beating…Europe…that doesn’t really make us all that stoked. They’re pretty much on our side, it’s golf, no commies are involved–it’s just not the sort of thing that inspires flag-waving. Sorry. Especially because this guy is European:
Posts Tagged ‘golf’
No, we don’t really care about the Ryder Cup.
Posted in Dottie, tagged golf, possible eye candy on October 4, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Please stop asking kids about Tiger Woods.
Posted in Dottie, tagged golf, gross, stupid on April 30, 2010 | 3 Comments »
Lines I do not want to see ever in an article on golf: “[Tiger]‘s still my favorite golfer,” the 6-year-old said. “I don’t care what he did.” So, thanks for that, David Newton. Your 6-year-old has no capacity to evaluate this situation. I hope. You should not ask him to evaluate this situation. Because that [...]
You probably care too much about Tiger Woods.
Posted in Dottie, tagged golf, not awesome, stupid on December 2, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I was watching football this weekend, and talking to a friend who lives in a different city. During a break for local news, we both heard stories about the Tiger Woods kerfuffle. Seriously? Is that the biggest item of national news? I’m pretty sure there’s a war or two going on somewhere, but I could [...]
John Daly needs to stop it with the trousers.
Posted in Dottie, tagged fashion, golf, mildly awesome, silly on August 13, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Look, we all know that golf is one of the last bastions of deliberately hideous clothing. Golf, and my croquet parties. But I digress. I respect golfers who, from mere cussedness, turn up looking deranged. I prefer tartan or at least intelligible patterns, but I’m not really that picky. If you’re going to wear hideous [...]
Not all golfers are fogeys.
Posted in Dottie, tagged eye candy, golf on July 16, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I know zero things about this guy except that he’s hot and plays golf. Well, and he’s Colombian.
ESPN.com has stupid polls.
Posted in Dottie, tagged basketball, golf, ice hockey, stupid, tennis on May 13, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Their current one is: “Which is the best head-to-head rivalry in sports right now?” A. Roger Federer-Rafael Nadal B. Alexander Ovechkin-Sidney Crosby C. Kobe Bryant-LeBron James D. Tiger Woods-Phil Mickelson Did I miss something? Are ice hockey and basketball not team sports? (As a note of interest, Kobe-LeBron is far out in front, then Federer-Nadal, [...]