You may have seen that a couple of dancers at Tennessee-Chattanooga were benched for complaining that their shorts were too short. Good for them (actually), and, wow, nice going, Chattanooga athletics (not). We have cheerleaders and dancers. Fine. I think they’re dumb and pointless and incipiently misogynist, but we have them, and we’ve had them [...]
Posts Tagged ‘gross’
Cheerleaders are already gross.
Posted in Dottie, tagged college, gross, stupid on November 8, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
No, Ben Roethlisberger IS worse than Michael Vick.
Posted in Dottie, tagged football, gross, not awesome, stupid on October 25, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Yes, you cry more when Old Yeller bites it than when pretty much any person dies in any movie. This is okay, because, and this is important, it is not real life. Animal abuse is reprehensible. Mr. Vick was a bad person and is a convicted criminal. However. Hurting a human being is always–always–worse than [...]
Please stop asking kids about Tiger Woods.
Posted in Dottie, tagged golf, gross, stupid on April 30, 2010 | 3 Comments »
Lines I do not want to see ever in an article on golf: “[Tiger]‘s still my favorite golfer,” the 6-year-old said. “I don’t care what he did.” So, thanks for that, David Newton. Your 6-year-old has no capacity to evaluate this situation. I hope. You should not ask him to evaluate this situation. Because that [...]
