Perhaps football facemasks are hiding some doozies, and we’re too distracted by horrible tattoos in the NBA, but baseball seems to take the cake in players with hideous facial hair. This is certainly true in the MLB in general, but some combination of topicality and their actually being worse than average has led us to [...]
Posts Tagged ‘possible eye candy’
NLCS Worst Facial Hair Awards
Posted in Dottie, Kit, tagged awesome, baseball, not awesome, poll, possible eye candy, silly on October 31, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
No, we don’t really care about the Ryder Cup.
Posted in Dottie, tagged golf, possible eye candy on October 4, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
There’s just something about beating…Europe…that doesn’t really make us all that stoked. They’re pretty much on our side, it’s golf, no commies are involved–it’s just not the sort of thing that inspires flag-waving. Sorry. Especially because this guy is European:
Cole Hamels is pretty good-looking, you guys.
Posted in Dottie, tagged baseball, possible eye candy on October 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
So, sometime last year Kit and I were going to do a Cole Hamels point/counter-point on the question of whether he would be as cute if he were terrible at baseball, or even just less good at baseball. I said yes; Kit said no. So then 2009 happened, and Mr. Hamels was on my fantasy [...]
So, Alistair Cook is probably cute.
Posted in Dottie, tagged cricket, poll, possible eye candy on July 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
As I’m sure you all know, England triumphed over Australia today at Lord’s for the first time since 1934 in an epic and glorious match in which Freddie Flintoff was cosmically effective. And I’m not really making any of that up or editorializing much. Without the stress, then, of watching England blow it, as usual, [...]
Australian cricketers appear not to be cute.
Posted in Dottie, tagged cricket, possible eye candy on July 8, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I realize this does not surprise you, particularly. Probably because you have never in your life considered the question. But I, in attempts to preserve the journalistic integrity and interest of this august publication, and not just post more photographs of Stuart Broad, was attempting to find you some good-looking Australian cricketers. This is the [...]
I’m not quite sure about Clayton Kershaw’s beard.
Posted in Kit, tagged baseball, possible eye candy on June 22, 2009 | 8 Comments »
Really there are a few things I’m not sure about. I’m not sure Clayton Kershaw can pitch. I’m not sure the name “Clayton Kershaw” doesn’t sound like a farmer. I’m not sure Clayton Kershaw is cute. But now he’s growing some kind of facial thing. In some pictures, it looks like a chin strap, and [...]
I hate the Lakers.
Posted in Kit, tagged basketball, not awesome, possible eye candy on June 12, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I’m not really sure why. Maybe because they’re always good and I feel like they need to be knocked down a peg. Maybe because I have the irrational belief that Lakers fans are assholes. Maybe because Kobe Bryant is a rapist. I do hate rapists. Maybe because of Pau Gasol. At any rate, suffice it [...]
I call him “stupid Alistair Cook” for a reason.
Posted in Dottie, tagged cricket, possible eye candy on December 20, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It’s because he can’t catch. He just can’t do it. Ever. At any position. Now, I realize that, when he dropped Yuvraj at gully, India were well on their way to their massive total of 453. This is irrelevant. Why would you ever trust Alistair Cook to catch things closer than, oh, I don’t know, [...]
I have an ill-advised crush on Jason Campbell.
Posted in Kit, tagged football, possible eye candy, stupid on November 17, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
This occured to me last night as I was watching the Cowboys ride a series of poor Redskins decisions to victory. Stupid Cowboys. Sure, I hate the Cowboys, and wish them misfortune when they’re playing just about any team save the Patriots and Steelers, so rooting for the Redskins was a no-brainer. But there was [...]
Phil Neville is cuter than he is good at football.
Posted in Dottie, tagged possible eye candy, soccer on October 2, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Give it up, Pip. You were never that good. Now you’re less good. Also, Everton. Who is Phil Neville, you ask? Eyes right, first. Less visually, he is captain of the Premier League’s Everton FC, has 59 England caps, and is Gary Neville’s less talented younger brother. I know what you’re saying. He played for [...]
