Apparently he wants a shorter ban. I recommend not being a scuzbucket, sir. Usually works. You don’t do something scuzzy and probably illegal, you don’t get suspended. Not assaulting someone for a couple of months on the trot is not grounds for leniency. It’s not often I agree with Terry Bradshaw, but he’s right in [...]
Posts Tagged ‘schadenfreude’
Ben Roethlisberger can go jump in a lake.
Posted in Dottie, tagged football, not awesome, schadenfreude, stupid on September 2, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Jimmy Clausen is terrifying.
Posted in Dottie, tagged college, football, not awesome, schadenfreude on December 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
And now, for former Notre Dame quarterbacks (season’s over, no bowl) who are NOT cute, we present Mr. My Own Fans Like Punching Me in the Face: Sorry for ruining your most recent meal, but I couldn’t see that photo and not pass it on. If only to share the gut-wrenching horror.
I kind of hate Bill Simmons.
Posted in Dottie, tagged not awesome, schadenfreude on October 22, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
In fact, he’s most of the reason this blog exists. I think he’s a misogynist man-child. Also I hate Boston sports. But you know why I really hate Bill Simmons? He has apparently wussed out of writing the supposedly inevitable “Actually, the Red Sox are not the Second Coming” column. Instead, he has chosen to [...]
