And by “Skywalker,” of course, I mean, “smoking hot Spanish tennis player.” Did you know this? I did not know this.
Pretty hot, right? But I didn’t really notice until he knocked off Andy Murray. Not being the anglophile that Dottie is, I think Andy Murray is kind of a shit and a whiner, and his cute status was seriously in question from the get-go. So go Fernando Verdasco, for knocking off stupid Andy Murray. And for having a name that’s fun to say. And for being hot. And for being a tennis player from Spain who is not Rafael Nadal. That’s gotta be rough.
Also, I think it should be noted that most images on the first page of Google hits picture Fernando shirtless (and in one, actually naked), but Not the Swimsuit Issue chooses to display an image of him completely clothed. After all, we’re, you know, not the swimsuit issue.