He’s been rubbish with the bat this series, so perhaps in the near future he will cease to bring us joy as a Test cricketer for England. For this reason, I am going to ride the excitement as long as possible. Also, check out this vertical!
Collywobbles! Sometimes they work!
Update: And he just caught Smith off Jimmy Anderson, so it’s party time again! Hooray, Colly! Figure out how to bat again, please!
Also, dear Aussie cricket commentators: “début” is not pronounced “daboo.” Please correct.