Is not a driver for Virgin. Is Australian.
The Virgin F1 team is running into trouble…because their fuel tanks are too small.
Not made of the slightly wrong material, and therefore liable to explode. Not in a weird place, throwing the balance off. Too small.
Sure, things go seriously wrong with Formula 1 cars all the time. Mark Webber once flipped his car twice. But, you know, inability to finish the race because of paucity of fuel seems pretty basic.
So, because I mentioned him, and in honor of the Australian GP, and because he is super-duper-cute, Mark Webber.
